I have to say, there were some interesting Google searches drawing people to my diary tonight.

� "Amy-Beth H___" (a friend's name that I'll keep mostly anonymous). This one surprised me � and scared me. I wonder who could be looking for Amy Beth � and why they'd check my diary. What I'm worried about, of course, is if it was one of my friends, only because I don't want them to be shocked by anything they might read. I've kept this journal from them for a reason, so that I could be completely honest with myself. And you various D-Landers as well.

I've since taken out Amy's last name from the entry. Now I'll just have to see if anyone e-mails me.

But it gives me an idea to go search my name on Google...

� "Phoenix tubing topless." I can see this.

� "Stuckeyville TV Ed Location." I've revealed it, and it appears others want to know.

� "I started sneezing." Why this combination of words would be the subject of a search makes me laugh, really.

And the kicker ...

� "Bra splash Tom Hanks." This one is really random. It's from an account of my stop in Redondo Beach on my 1998 cross-country road trip and takes into account the ocean (splash), the opening of Saving Private Ryan (Tom Hanks) and a singer-songwriter I saw in a club (bra). I don't know the connection these words have to one another, but I do think � I'll have to check with Dave Barry though � it might be a decent name for a rock band.

� And also leading to my diary tonight was Libbylynn's guestbook � three hits!

OK, that's a lot of HTML for one entry, especially considering my limited knowledge of it. I'm going home now.