Nothing notable has happened today, except:

While surfing the internet this morning, I had my computer on my lap (on top of my lap, you could say) and my feet stretched out, resting on the coffee table. They were crossed. When I finally gave into the pressure and got up to go to the bathroom, my entire right leg below the knee was numb. I couldn't feel anything. I literally couldn't stand.

I crawled to the bathroom, by which time I had regained enough circulation to support myself ... with only a little help from the wall.

THEN, when pouring the pasta for my lunch through the collander, I poured boiling water on the knuckle of the middle finger of my left hand ...

... the same finger on which I just sustained a nastier-than-normal paper cut from a manilla folder.

It's all looking up from here though!