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Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 - 11:46 a.m.

Jokes in the morning

Just some things to chuckle over ...

RESTROOM WISDOM

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
The Irish Times, Washington, DC

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be. � Descartes
To be is to do. � Voltaire
Do be do be do. � Frank Sinatra
Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO

God is dead. � Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. � God
The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

CANADIAN WAR SUPPORT

It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the US in its war against terrorism.

They have promised to commit two of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 600 fighter jets.

However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, two Mounties and a flying squirrel.

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