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Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 - 11:46 a.m. Jokes in the morningJust some things to chuckle over ... RESTROOM WISDOM Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. Beauty is only a light switch away. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. To do is to be. � Descartes At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! God is dead. � Nietzsche If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Express Lane: Five beers or less You're too good for him. No wonder you always go home alone. CANADIAN WAR SUPPORT It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the US in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit two of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 600 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, two Mounties and a flying squirrel.
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