THE LAST FIVE ...

Closing up shop
- Wednesday, Aug. 02, 2006

It may be time for a change
- Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Entry in the air
- Friday, April 21, 2006

Still here
- Thursday, April 20, 2006

Music of the moment
- Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Or ... BE RANDOM!


GOOD READS

101 in 1001
American Road Trip, 1998


OTHER PEOPLE

Chupatintas
Dancing Brave
Fugging It Up
Kitty Sandwich
Mister Zero
Sideways Rain
Ultratart
Velcrometer


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Monday, Nov. 19, 2001 - 8:55 p.m.

Low-brow

I have somehow been added to the newsletter e-mail list at Mad Blast. But it's satisfying my occassional (yet unknown, until I read it) need for base humor. For example:

10 Things That Sound Naughty At Thanksgiving, Yet Aren't

Reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

"and he forced his way into the end zone..."

You wants to share my wishbone!

Does anyone mind if I eat around the thighs!

If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!

It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!


Relatedly, sometimes sports quotations can sound dirty, but really aren't. This was said by an NFL coach:

"It was very obvious what they were trying to do. They were trying to come up and bang our receivers and then put safeties over the top after that. With that, you have to take that extra support man out of the box ... I thought Duce came out and had another nice performance. I was curious to see how he'd bounce back from the beating he'd taken the week before, with all of the different touches that he had. He came out and showed the quickness and the endurance."

Hmmmmm...

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