I think someone must have hacked into Carl Lewis's official website. Why else would he willingly put up this 80s music video? I don't even know where to begin -- the flattop, the unitard, the old lady blowing bubbles and then ... I can't even go there. And the lyrics -- it sounds like a song they'd sing on Sesame Street to keep kids from fighting. What's with the shoulder shaking? And is he working out at a gay gym?

Seriously, this is more embarrassing than his horrendous attempt at the National Anthem.