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Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003 - 1:22 p.m.

Button-fly jeans

Isn't it ironic how we get spam e-mails that advertise ways to stop spam?

Yeah, like that will work.

Maybe I can stop spam with my HUGE DICK.

You know, that's another type of spam. I would never refer to ... myself ... in that way.

So yesterday I wore a new pair of jeans -- dark denim Banana Republic jeans that prompt Casey to call them my "trendy jeans," which she does with another pair as well -- that were button fly. I have only two other button fly items, both bought at the beginning of the summer: a pair of shorts and a pair of slacks. I'm not used to button flies. Whenever I went to the bathroom yesterday, I'd be surprised that there was no zipper there. And then it would take me a few moments to get the hang of closing it up again. I'd start from the bottom, finishing with the top button, and then, instinctively after fastening that top and final one, I'd go for the zipper, because that's how I operate with normal jeans on (like today).

So that's the deal.

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