OK, someone Googled me looking for "pictures of drank chicks have sex." I can't think of any way that person was happy with what he (or she, who knows?) found on my site. It brought him/her to my 250th entry, which you can find as The Best of Dano on the left there, because I don't feel like hotlinking it.

Being 25 is so cool because I got a break on my auto insurance. $500!!! The lady at the insurance place was like, "Wow! Happy Birthday!" It means I'm paying nearly $50 less per month for the privilege to cruise around in the Grand Am with the windows and sunroof open and good music playing loudly. And I need the money now too.

Now the room is neater. I've given up on saying my room is clean, or that I'm cleaning my room. I'm neatening my room. My room is neater. It is neat to the point that I can walk through it easily (though that takes a mere four steps. It is neat to the point that I will run the vacuum through it in a few minutes. It is neat to the point that I'm not so embarrassed by it. That's good enough.

But before the vacuuming, lunch!