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1998-03-19 - 12:57:06 A bad start to the dayMaybe I should have just stayed in bed today. Waking up with a bloddy nose isn't a good omen for the day to follow. Then, while waiting for the shaving cream to soothe my face, I read too much of the paper, so that by the time I got out of the shower, it was 10:30 -- I'm at least 15 minutes late, with a little more to do than a usual morning. In my haste to get ready, eat breakfast and make lunch, I try to do all three at once -- Then, just after putting the apple juice and bagel down on the coffee table, my backpack begins to slip off my shoulder. In the second or two it takes for it to fall, I see the juice in its path, throw my right elbow back to stop the fall of the backpack, but to no avail: It keeps coming, and I know already (as if I saw it coming, ESP-like) that I've a cleanup ahead of me. At nearly the same time the Backpack Pendulum swings down to knock over the juice glass, I react, or predict -- "FUCK! GOD DAMMIT!" So now I decide -- it's 10:45, and I've got an 11 a.m. class -- that I'm never going to make my first class on time, and I settle in to watch "SportsCenter" -- and then read a little for the class I'm missing, so it's not a total waste. But then, an hour later, on my way to my 12:30 class, I pass the professor from that first class I missed -- "Hi Dan," she says. "Good morning," I reply, with a smile. And now, sitting -- daydreaming -- in that 12:30 class, I wonder if today's bad luck is the consequence of not forwarding that e-mail last night -- "Jane So-and-so has only six days to live. It is her dying wish that this e-mail will make it around the world and to another dimension before coming back to her before she dies." I stopped sending those freshman year. Maybe I should start again.
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