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Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 5:02 p.m. Yo' mamma so ...Since we've gotten this new art director, the days around here have changed a bit. We're no longer here until God-knows-when on three nights a week, just on Mondays, our closing days. Thursdays and Fridays have gotten better, more efficient, the way a freakin' magazine should be run. But now, Tuesdays and Wednesdays can actually be excrutiatingly ... slow ... How slow? As slow as yo' mamma, who so slow it take her 16 minutes to do 8-minute abs! Yes, I just did. To wit: [already in progress] But if Miami switches conferences, it puts the undefeated seasons at risk DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: HEATHER: DAN: [some minutes passed ...] DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: HEATHER: DAN: [I was so dissed out that I couldn't carry on later with Bill:] DAN: Bill: BILL: DAN: BILL: BILL: And, to our credit, none of ours have shown up on the definitive Yo Mamma Snaps site, a well-known and prestigious web page that earned its title by virtue of being the first Yo Mamma site I found via Google. In fact, I think some of ours are better. And if you disagree, you so dumb, you needed a TV Guide to see how long 60 Minutes is. (OK, that one was from the site.)
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