Can this be real? If it is, it's pretty damn funny. But I'm sure it's pretty easy for someone to use PhotoShop to turn the book upside-down. Actually, know what? Even if it is altered, it's still pretty damn funny.

So that one annoying guy at work, whom I think still doesn't know my name (or maybe he's just not a name-mentioning kind of guy) was walking into the building at the same time I was this morning. I said, "Good morning [his name]." He responded with a hello or something like it. Then, as we walk up the stairs, he asks, "You getting ready to crank it out today?"

If by "crank" you mean "battle" and if by "it" you mean "my cold," then yes. But really, how lame is that? First, learn my name, Mr. Magazine Whip-Cracker. Second, he's a kind of geeky-looking guy who wants to play the tough motivator, but it just doesn't come off that way with his physical appearance and demeanor.

So yeah, I've got a cold. Woke up with a sore throat, and while that has subsided, the congestion and dreariness has grown. I forced myself to eat a sandwich from Whole Foods, but all it did (I can already tell) is take away my appetite for dinner. I'll probably just have a few Wheat Thins and some juice and watch TV until I pass out.

I'd write more, but I can't.