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Dano member since 11.07.00 562 entries Gold Edition

Description: A combination of sharp wit and red hair that's hard to find in nature. Possesses an acute mind capable of keen observation and detailed retention for later use in the crafting of prose.

Strengths: Can drive long distances in days or spend entire afternoons in bars, as the situation dictates.

Weaknesses: Nachos, potatoes in nearly any form (particularly fried, French-style), that which has something to do with the University of Notre Dame, my woman's fine behind.

Special Skills: Can name the entire 1986 starting lineup for the New York Mets, pleasing my woman.

Weapons: A black car, a black cat and a black pen.

Fun fact: Once spent 20 minutes in the back of a limo with Jenny McCarthy. (No, really; it's true.)