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Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002 - 11:47 a.m.

From the lips of John Madden

After last night's entry, it is worth noting that John Madden actually said yesterday on Monday Night Football, "He has plenty of leg, and I've seen him make it in pregame warmups right from this position here."

I don't make this stuff up, people.

And, my god, there is something called "the competitive sport of cup stacking." I shit you not. (The video runs in Quicktime.)

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