You know who should really cross over into a movie career, whom I'd really like to see take on a leading role in a Hollywood Motion Picture? DMX, that's who. I bet he'd make a good lead in an action flick. Maybe he could even contribute some beats to the soundtrack, ya know?

MY GOD, that movie better come out and bomb already so that they can stop spending money on those commercials. All morning I had his stupid "Don'tgiveittome � HA � Don'tgiveittome � HUH" (or whatever the fuck the crappy babbling is) in my head.

If I could produce an alternate-reality show and not get sued by ABC/Disney, I'd take I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and make a second edition, only calling it I'm a "Celebrity," Get Me Out of Here!, with the quotation marks an absolute necessity, and without the "Get Me Out of Here" part. How about DMX, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson (because his celebrity membership has expired to way-past-his-time freak), Joan AND Melissa Rivers, Rob Lowe (because he's greedy and stupid) and Tom Ridge (to represent all the decent politicians who turned to mush when hired by Bush)? Then take them all and strand them in some barren outpost like the Outback or Antarctica or Columbus, Ohio. Now that they're all out there, facing the elements and each other, the camera and support crews slowly, gradually disappear and don't return. A few cameras are left behind to record the action as the "celebrities" slowly realize that they're truly stranded. They've been led to believe it's another incarnation of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" but when it airs live on TV, it's merely called I'm A "Celebrity" .... No "Get Me Out of Here!" That's it. The producers take them to the desert or the tundra or Ohio State and just leave them, and hopefully we never hear from them again.

I didn't bring lunch today, so it's pizza. I'm tired and frustrated, so comfort food it is.