I walk out to my car in the parking lot of my high school. I have a new 1998 Pontiac Trans Am in red. As I start to drive away, I see the General Lee. I park next to it for a closer look, but then get an urge to look at my trunk space in my new car, so I get out and open the trunk with the button by the driver's seat. The massive trunk opens hydraulically with that woooooshing sound of doors opening on "Star Trek." Inside is a toy gorilla which, when held up on his feet, is as tall as I am. I decide to call him Lee, after the car I'm parked next to. As I try to close the trunk, part of the taillight breaks off, so to fix it I have to press the button to open the trunk again. I accidentally press the wrong one and, instead, the fax machine in the trunk -- which I had not noticed before -- begins spewing paper. In attempting to shut off the fax machine, I accidentally hit the button for the paper shredder (?), which begins shredding those coupon circulars from the Sunday paper. The shredder is located right behind the driver's seat. I fix the trunk and drive off.